For people who don't have time to be entertained.
Tired of clapping at graduations and political events? Hands raw from too much ovating? Get the handheld one-handed hand clapper, which lacks only a prototype and financing, and you'll wonder why nobody came up with it sooner. I see it as a simple device that makes a clapping sound when it's waved back and forth. Another MDI.
posted by CW Fisher @ 2:06 PM
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If we can post just one good paragraph, it'll've all been worth it.
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Because the problem with reading is writing.
Left after the bridge to the 21st Century, right at the first light, lost in a bad neighborhood with a funny feeling.
Where less is more except for self-promoting sidebar ads.
Where we say we when we mean me.
Quick hits for people who don't have time to be entertained.
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Better Than Certain Cheeses
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Finally, some sensible nonsense.
Better than the radio because you don't have to listen to it.
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Fresh crud daily. Or Monthly. Makes no difference. This is timeless crud.
CW Fisher is a speechwriter for politics or business, also toasts, talks and icebreakers; punch-ups, jokes, gags and send-ups; believable excuses, historical rewrites and outright lies )for a small extra charge). All work confidential and online. Since no one has EVER responded to this pitch you are placed in the unique position of being first. And if you delay now, my services will only get cheaper and cheaper! Good strategy, musclehead, but who's stumbling around with the microphone and the martini? Is that you? Without a script, even a paragraph, something they'll always remember you by? You're really going to WING IT??? Man, what is your problem? Pride? Is it pride? That's it, isn't it? Pride. Shees. Ought to be ashamed. Just drop me an email, stinking email, what's the investment? I'll ask you some questions, pound you out a paragraph or two, bill you $50 or so. It's less than a tux rental and will make you look twice as good. I'm telling you. It's an offer. That's all I'm saying. You write me. Send me mail. You got a problem. I'm the solution. All there is to it. Best in the business. Fast, cheap, funny. When I'm through with you, people will like you. Put a price on that. You can't. I can. Fifty bucks. Serious. You call me.
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