Microwaveable Iraqis

If you're an Iraqi citizen caught in the wrong crowd in the year 2006, the U.S. has a big surprise for you! You'll be microwaved nearly to death! The keyword nearly is what makes this weapon of less destruction so arousing to the U.S. military, already hard at work on portable ray guns. The U.S., which isn't stupid but merely incapable of learning, still hasn't figured out that, by publicizing their new "less lethal" weaponry--what it looks like, how it works, status of newer versions, timetable for rollout--you kind of give the enemy a good idea. How hard can it be?

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