Pandemic Killer: The Tunnel of Mist

This may sound crazy but I'm all panicked out on the whole bird flu thing. The front part of my body is all calloused from running smack into trees. This must have been their plan all along at the World Health Organization. Who but the WHO could scream "We're all gonna DIE!!" so loud and so often, only to be ignored utterly, time after time? Those poor boys crying wolf, taking us for sheep. Bah, we say, but! Sheep we are and shall be when the wolf's at the door! Since we know the spread will rise geometrically through airports, why not make a vaccine in misted form that gently fogs the automated walkways that connect terminals? Fumigation would insure everybody gets dosed, and quick, thereby stopping the epidemic before it hits the vertical expontential curve.